I've turned over a bit of a new leaf recently. Due to our shower being out of action, I've been going swimming in the morning (they have showers there you see). This morning the shower was actually working, but I still dragged my sorry arse to the baths and swam 700 metres. I'm looking to keep this up - twice a week, building up to doing a kilometre a time. It also means I don't get my morning baguette instead relying on a couple of apples.

All this could be seen as a good thing. Fit Alex can find boyfriend, becomes happy Alex.