Alex: Wakey wakey body, time to get up

Alex's Body: Wha?

Alex: Time to get up. You know, start moving, shuck the duvet all that...

Alex's Body: Nah it isn't.

Alex: 'Fraid so.

Alex's Body: you do know this isn't April Fools Day - the clocks only went forward one HOUR on Saturday, not a whole day...

Alex: Y-huh.

Alex's Body: Then why do you think it's time to get up?

Alex: Work.

Alex's body: Bugger!

Alex
x x